That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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