I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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