do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I want to make a zoo with you.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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