why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
kristin has been a bad kristin
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
be right there i have to get my cape
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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