in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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