turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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