no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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