You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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