i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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