We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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