just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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