Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
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Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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