susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
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We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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