I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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