Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
It's rum buckets o'clock
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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