I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
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I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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