Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
it was like eating out sand paper
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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