do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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