that's an acceptable place to lick
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Iād feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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