i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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