Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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