Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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