yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
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I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
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Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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