When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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