i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Bring me that man meat
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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