it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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