Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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