Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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