There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
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It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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