Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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