gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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