is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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