Do you still have your period?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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