Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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