you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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