Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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