new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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