Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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