sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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