what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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