This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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