Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
