Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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