is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Randomize
