Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
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He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
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