How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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