I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
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She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
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I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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