Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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