We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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