Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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