i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Fuck appropriateness.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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