She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
