i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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