My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
how do you play pong handcuffed?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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