It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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