But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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