pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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