Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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