I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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