sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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