her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
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Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.