I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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