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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
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I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
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He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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